what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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