I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
