I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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