Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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