She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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