Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
thus making me awesome and them whores
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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