Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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