yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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