it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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