how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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