what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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