Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm gonna fight the coyote
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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