the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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