i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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