You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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