What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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