Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
What a dumb baby whore.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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