I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
