The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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