ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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