No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I FOUND THE LEGS
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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