i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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