They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
