When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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