i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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