"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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