Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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