I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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