Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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