Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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