Three words: puerto rican gang bang
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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