You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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