we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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