I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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