Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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