so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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