She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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