If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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