well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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