I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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