your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Randomize
