i don't like sucking hair
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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