Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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