It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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