Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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