Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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