no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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