omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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