Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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