Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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