home. puking in laundry basket.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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