Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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