Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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