he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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