you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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