Whod you bang
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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