Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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