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that's an acceptable place to lick
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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